I’m not sure that Luann de Lesseps actually has a relationship with Jovani outside of her Real Housewives of New York life, but she’s sure working on it. After releasing her single, “Feelin’ Jovani,” Luann continues her beat the world over the head with her favorite dress designer.
The Feelin’ Jovani Drip is curated by Luann de Lesseps “to get you refreshingly energized, a stronger immune system and gorgeous skin.” For $330, you can go to the drip lounge for your fix. For $380, the fix comes to you. You can even have a drip party and listen to Feelin’ Jovani all night, if you so choose.
Some of the other varieties of drips include detox, hangover, food poisoning, energy boost, and immunity.
I’ve got to give it to Luann, I don’t think any other housewife has ever created an IV drip. I don’t have $380 for such a thing, but maybe after too much turtle timing with Ramona Pinot, I’d be more inclined.
Luann has been fairly open during the reunion so far, about her probation violation and everything that led up to that, but we still have two more parts to go. Last week, she made everyone listen to the new song while she sang along in her seat. What’s a countess to do?